If Zelda was Realistic

You wake up and see a strange floating orb above your head (using a fishing rod) It tells you it is a superior being and that you have to save the world. It says that to start, you need to get some resources/understanding from the woods. Kid: Who are you? Orb: I am a superior being that has been sent to help you. There is something terrifying that will happen to the world if you don't act fast. I've chosen you because.... uhhhh.. Kid: Because...? Orb: It doesn't matter but you have to save the world! You have to enter the sacred woods to get a better understanding. [[Listen and go to the woods]] [[Ignore and go to school]]

Kid: *sarcastic* ohhhhhhh noooo.... guess we're doomed Orb: w-wha-what!? Youre choosing to go to school?!? Kid: I'll be doomed either way if the teachers find out i skip school!! [[Classroom]]

Kid: Ehhh, I don't feel like it. It's early on a monday and i've got schoolwork I need to finish. Orb: B-but! FINE!!! [[School]]

Kid: Okay!! I'll do whatever to save the world! Take me to the woods. (Break Character, use own voice) Why would you immediately trust a stranger like that? tsk tsk. not good! I'm sending you to school immediately. *door opens to reveal school hall and you make your way to class with the annoying orb whining* Orb: "Why would you choose to go to class over saving the world?! You don't even learn about taxes! There wont be a world to use your studies in if you dont go on this adventuuuuureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" (fakeout) [[Classroom]]

You sit down in a casual classroom, the teacher discusssing poetry while the orb keeps nagging you. Orb: "You know.. when the hell would you have use for poetry if EVERYONE IS DEAD!!!" Kid: What the heck are you even talking about?! Orb: "Everyone is going to die soon! Why waste your time here?" [[Swat the orb]] [[Confront it]]

*You pick up a heavy book and throw it trying to hit the orb but the book ends up hitting one of your classmates...* *the classroom gasps, whilst the Teacher giving you the death stare* [[Run away]] [[Quietly leave]]

kid: "CAN YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?!" *The teacher goes quiet and the whole class stares at you horrified* *The orb looks at you shocked* (add like a piece of paper with a shocked expression) [[Quietly leave]] [[Run away]]

You burst out of the classroom running down the hall before stopping. [[Hide in bathroom1]] [[Confront the orb outside]]

The whole classroom stares at you while you awkwardly leave the classroom and stop down the hall. [[Hide in bathroom2]] [[Confront the orb outside]]

*You find the closest bathroom to hide in* Kid: OH MY GOD. MY TEACHER IS GOING TO KILL ME!! WHAT WILL MY PARENTS THINK?! Orb: Hey kid! You gotta admit that was pretty nice! Kid: Nice??? I am going to get KILLED!! What am I going to do now! [[Confront the orb outside]] [[??? ending 1]]

Kid: Okay i am going to need some answers! What are you? Why are you doing this to me? Orb: I am a superior being that was sent here to save the world, (add more here)

*You run and find the closest bathroom to hide in* Kid: OH MY GOD. MY TEACHER IS GOING TO KILL ME!! WHAT WILL MY PARENTS THINK?! Orb: Hey kid! You gotta admit that was pretty nice! Kid: Nice??? I AM GOING TO GET KILLED!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW? [[??? ending 1]] [[Confront the orb outside]]

Kid: That's it, I am never going to recover from this. I am done. *Kid picks up a gun from his backpack and finishes the job* ENDING 1/2